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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Jun 21, 2021 1:53:41 GMT -5
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Jun 21, 2021 9:57:25 GMT -5
I had a college professor who used to say the following was one of the biggest differences between the politics of yesteryear and the politics of today. Each passing year I more and more agree with him.
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Jun 21, 2021 13:11:40 GMT -5
Figure out the connection between the following terms:
Tofu
Putty
Oatmeal
Almond
Harvest wheat
Buff
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Post by President Ackbar mini™ on Jun 21, 2021 13:14:23 GMT -5
Figure out the connection between the following terms: Tofu
Putty
Oatmeal
Almond
Harvest wheat
BuffSame color.
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Jun 21, 2021 14:32:49 GMT -5
Figure out the connection between the following terms: Tofu
Putty
Oatmeal
Almond
Harvest wheat
BuffSame color. Tut tut… Frasier and Niles wouldn’t agree:
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Jun 21, 2021 19:57:08 GMT -5
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Jun 21, 2021 20:37:37 GMT -5
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Post by catface on Jun 21, 2021 22:45:54 GMT -5
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Post by President Ackbar mini™ on Jun 22, 2021 11:07:07 GMT -5
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Post by President Ackbar mini™ on Jun 24, 2021 12:52:34 GMT -5
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Jun 24, 2021 16:02:03 GMT -5
Did I dose your drink and cause you to hallucinate this, or is this real? You may never know.
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Post by catface on Jun 24, 2021 17:15:29 GMT -5
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Jun 28, 2021 22:49:53 GMT -5
If the world were like the movies, We would never make mistakes. We’d correct our little blunders And select our better takes.
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Jun 28, 2021 23:31:39 GMT -5
If the world were like the movies, We would never make mistakes. We’d correct our little blunders And select our better takes. But Heaven forbid you stutter even once while trying to clear your name, and everyone around you will assume you're lying.
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Jun 29, 2021 13:37:33 GMT -5
If the world were like the movies, We would never make mistakes. We’d correct our little blunders And select our better takes. But Heaven forbid you stutter even once while trying to clear your name, and everyone around you will assume you're lying. Somehow I think that sentiment may be difficult to express in song…
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Jun 29, 2021 17:13:33 GMT -5
But Heaven forbid you stutter even once while trying to clear your name, and everyone around you will assume you're lying. Somehow I think that sentiment may be difficult to express in song… That said, you have to have sympathy for those Murder, She Wrote killers: “Oh, Mrs. Fletcher, I still can’t believe that Cindy was stabbed—stabbed in the heart!” “Oh yes, Laura, and she was so young, too— Stabbed? Who said she was stabbed?” “Um, you did, Mrs. F. Around 20 minutes earlier in this episode. ‘Laura’—you said. To me—‘why was Cindy stabbed when there was a gun so readily available?’ I can rewind if you’d like.” “I don’t think so, Laura. I think you killed her. Sheriff Dumbo, slap the cuffs on her. Throw the book at her. Lock her away for eternity and a half.” Freeze-frame on Angela Lansbury’s chuckling face. Credits play.
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Jun 29, 2021 23:23:38 GMT -5
Somehow I think that sentiment may be difficult to express in song… That said, you have to have sympathy for those Murder, She Wrote killers: “Oh, Mrs. Fletcher, I still can’t believe that Cindy was stabbed—stabbed in the heart!” “Oh yes, Laura, and she was so young, too— Stabbed? Who said she was stabbed?” “Um, you did, Mrs. F. Around 20 minutes earlier in this episode. ‘Laura’—you said. To me—‘why was Cindy stabbed when there was a gun so readily available?’ I can rewind if you’d like.” “I don’t think so, Laura. I think you killed her. Sheriff Dumbo, slap the cuffs on her. Throw the book at her. Lock her away for eternity and a half.” Freeze-frame on Angela Lansbury’s chuckling face. Credits play.REALISTIC DICTION IS UNREALISTIC FOR THE WIN!
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Jul 2, 2021 4:33:23 GMT -5
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Post by catface on Jul 4, 2021 2:39:20 GMT -5
My other cousin Vinny!
Get after it, Vinny!
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Jul 4, 2021 18:00:33 GMT -5
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Post by President Ackbar mini™ on Jul 4, 2021 18:56:55 GMT -5
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Jul 5, 2021 0:39:22 GMT -5
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Jul 5, 2021 20:36:13 GMT -5
Poor Salzackbar mini™ We're corrupting his innocent non-sequitur thread with lewd gesture GIFs.
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Jul 8, 2021 20:48:27 GMT -5
“Like my grandfather used to always say, age is just how old you are.”
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Jul 9, 2021 11:03:36 GMT -5
Poor Salzackbar mini™ We're corrupting his innocent non-sequitur thread with lewd gesture GIFs. YES! I am a wide-eyed innocent, a babe in the woods, unfamiliar with the wicked ways of the world. I am so naïve that I watch Goldfinger and think to myself, “Pussy Galore”? Why would the writers choose such an unrealistic name? Also, I listen to Cole Porter’s “But in the Morning, No” and ask myself, But why don’t the singers want to “do double entry” in the morning?
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Post by President Ackbar mini™ on Jul 9, 2021 12:57:56 GMT -5
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Jul 9, 2021 19:19:14 GMT -5
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Jul 9, 2021 20:28:38 GMT -5
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Jul 9, 2021 20:48:44 GMT -5
Oh my, the poor girl seems to have trouble holding that exercise spheroid.
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Jul 9, 2021 20:49:55 GMT -5
Aha, the gentleman is wondering about the ingredients in his cigar!
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