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Post by President Ackbar mini™ on Aug 17, 2021 18:46:08 GMT -5
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Aug 17, 2021 20:07:13 GMT -5
I am now officially a member of that great, wonderful mass of people who hate their jobs. I’m considering becoming a wandering minstrel who rides the rails, sows apple seeds, makes ends meet on odd jobs, and shares music with those I meet along the way. Yup. Man oh man, Walt Whitman and Woody Guthrie had the right idea. On the other hand, I need that root of all evil. Don't worry, you'll learn to love being one of us.
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Aug 17, 2021 20:24:27 GMT -5
I am now officially a member of that great, wonderful mass of people who hate their jobs. I’m considering becoming a wandering minstrel who rides the rails, sows apple seeds, makes ends meet on odd jobs, and shares music with those I meet along the way. Yup. Man oh man, Walt Whitman and Woody Guthrie had the right idea. On the other hand, I need that root of all evil. Don't worry, you'll learn to love being one of us.
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Aug 17, 2021 21:14:38 GMT -5
Don't worry, you'll learn to love being one of us. Here's to being a wage slave! *clink*
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Aug 19, 2021 10:56:09 GMT -5
There are all kinds of advantages to being me. I can go into any restaurant at all and the headwaiter will automatically bring me a large pepper mill. Doctors don’t get pepper mills—or lawyers. Not only that, but the head- waiter stands right there until I use it. I don’t want him to feel a failure, so I grind away. With the result that I’ve had too much pepper on everything for twenty years. I love the way you smile.
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Post by catface on Aug 20, 2021 12:22:02 GMT -5
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Aug 20, 2021 17:28:18 GMT -5
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Aug 20, 2021 20:49:30 GMT -5
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Aug 24, 2021 13:35:55 GMT -5
At dat time, when Ay was young, Ay was courting a girl who lived in Vermont, where it always snow like Norway. So Ay t’ink Ay take her out for a sleigh ride, all nice and fine. Ay hire de best ’orse and sleigh dey got, Ay tell de girl to be ready at two o’clock in de afternoon, and Ay come for her. So of course Ay want to make a good impression on my girl, and Ay come dashing up de road to her house, and Ay see her standing on de porch, waiting for me. So Ay t’ink it be fine ting to make de grand entrance, and Ay say, “Brubu-bluooo-bloo!” fine and strong to de ’orse so Ay can turn in de gates. But he don’t stop. And Ay t’ink, Coroosh! What is wrong wit’ de goddam ’orse?
So Ay shout, “Brubu-bloooo-bloooo!” and lean over de footboard and say it again. And dis time de ’orse turn its head round to look at me. But it don’t stop, you bet. It keep right on going, straight past de house where de girl is standing, and it only gallop faster when Ay keep saying, “Brubu-blubluoooo-bloooo!” And my girl open her eyes at me and look fonny, but de ’orse fly straight on up de road; and all Ay can do is stand up in de sleigh and keep taking off my hat and bowing to her w’ile all de time Ay go farder and farder away from her; and still Ay am doing dat we’en we go round a bend and Ay can’t see her no more…
Ay could never get dat girl to go out again. Ha-ha-ha!
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Aug 27, 2021 22:50:38 GMT -5
While on her way to her wedding, Peggy-Ann, who wears nothing but underwear, is attacked by the pirates of Weehawken, New Jersey, who leave her alone when they discover she speaks French. On the way to Havana, Florida, she, her fiancé Guy, and the pirates stop in New York, where traffic stops so that policeman can sing opera and the ladies who lunch dine all night on fancy-dress-ship bananas. Eventually, they safely arrive in Havana, thanks to a talking fish, and manage to catch a race in which snooty horses ride blind, deaf, and dumb jockeys.
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Sept 2, 2021 17:32:43 GMT -5
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Post by catface on Sept 5, 2021 13:55:21 GMT -5
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Sept 5, 2021 22:03:50 GMT -5
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Sept 6, 2021 23:11:38 GMT -5
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Sept 7, 2021 15:21:30 GMT -5
UPDATE: Joel, Age 5, checked the mailbox today to see if he had received a letter of acceptance from the CIA - he did not, so he filmed this response: “Are we chop liver?”
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Sept 7, 2021 20:09:17 GMT -5
"Shoulda brought more bullets."
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Sept 8, 2021 15:00:42 GMT -5
It’s funny, you can always tell knockoff Sondheim. Even without the music.
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Post by catface on Sept 9, 2021 15:28:06 GMT -5
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Sept 9, 2021 21:22:17 GMT -5
It’s a Barnum and Bailey world.
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Post by President Ackbar mini™ on Sept 14, 2021 11:05:42 GMT -5
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Sept 18, 2021 17:51:50 GMT -5
People drive stupid. I felt unsafe enough today when a cluster of people driving ahead of me kept changing lanes while trying to get ahead of each other like it was freaking NASCAR. So I slowed and let them become a distant sight in case there was a wreck.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2021 0:44:04 GMT -5
It’s almost Halloween season! 🎃
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Post by President Ackbar mini™ on Sept 19, 2021 11:37:54 GMT -5
People drive stupid. I felt unsafe enough today when a cluster of people driving ahead of me kept changing lanes while trying to get ahead of each other like it was freaking NASCAR. So I slowed and let them become a distant sight in case there was a wreck. I do the same!
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Post by President Ackbar mini™ on Sept 20, 2021 0:55:07 GMT -5
It’s almost Halloween season! 🎃 BOO!
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Sept 21, 2021 20:31:13 GMT -5
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Post by President Ackbar mini™ on Sept 29, 2021 11:18:24 GMT -5
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Post by President Ackbar mini™ on Sept 29, 2021 11:22:15 GMT -5
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Post by President Ackbar mini™ on Sept 29, 2021 11:37:30 GMT -5
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Sept 29, 2021 15:02:58 GMT -5
"you see," i say as i pack my briefcase with as many jelly beans as it can hold, "the secret to a winning campaign is to win as many votes as possible"
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Sept 29, 2021 19:35:37 GMT -5
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