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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Oct 2, 2021 22:58:42 GMT -5
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Oct 3, 2021 12:38:00 GMT -5
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Oct 13, 2021 16:20:54 GMT -5
QUICK TIPS FOR BOSSES, CONT’D!
If you for some mysterious reason don’t like how an employee phrased something, fine. But when that employee offers to correct what you don’t like, don’t just leave that person hanging forever, forcing him or her to guess what you want done.
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Oct 13, 2021 16:29:10 GMT -5
QUICK TIPS FOR BOSSES, CONT’D! If you for some mysterious reason don’t like how an employee phrased something, fine. But when that employee offers to correct what you don’t like, don’t just leave that person hanging forever, forcing him or her to guess what you want done. Or maybe just answer questions? If someone asks you a question, answer it? Shocking suggestion, I know.
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Oct 13, 2021 19:22:50 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2021 19:08:28 GMT -5
See you on the flippity flip!
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Post by President Ackbar mini™ on Oct 14, 2021 23:08:00 GMT -5
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Oct 15, 2021 15:57:05 GMT -5
Who became so famous, with a reputation so great, That he ran for president and didn’t carry a state? Why, it was Jubilation T. Cornpone, Old “Wouldn’t-Be-Sworn-Pone”! Jubilation T. Cornpone, he made the country wait!
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Oct 15, 2021 18:55:49 GMT -5
Now I want to see Vamp Kermit vs Vamp Puppet Angel.
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Oct 19, 2021 20:04:12 GMT -5
American politics summed up in one image
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Oct 25, 2021 14:18:24 GMT -5
HOST: Now that you’re a young adult, you’ll need to learn societal dos and don’ts. Interaction between young people is polite and casual.
A party. TEENAGE GIRLS bop to a TEENAGE BOY’s organ-playing. Two TEENAGERS walk into each other. TEENAGER 1 spills something on TEENAGER 2’s shirt.
TEENAGER 1: Hey, sorry, bro.
TEENAGER 2: I will crush your bones into dust!
The other TEENAGERS gasp.
HOST: Let’s see how the situation should be handled. Remember, today’s young people have a language all their own.
A party. TEENAGE GIRLS bop to a TEENAGE BOY’s organ-playing. Two TEENAGERS walk into each other. TEENAGER 1 spills something on TEENAGER 2’s shirt.
TEENAGER 1: Hey, sorry, bro.
TEENAGER 2: No big whoop, dog. Yo, did you catch that new vid on the box?
TEENAGER 1: True dat! I’m up to snizuff on all popular trends.
TEENAGER 2: Word! He winks.
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Nov 1, 2021 20:15:30 GMT -5
What, are we all museum-bigots in Maine?
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Nov 1, 2021 20:19:28 GMT -5
What, are we all museum-bigots in Maine? Dare I ask?
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Nov 4, 2021 16:58:18 GMT -5
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Post by President Ackbar mini™ on Nov 7, 2021 12:37:39 GMT -5
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Nov 9, 2021 16:04:11 GMT -5
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Nov 10, 2021 12:42:56 GMT -5
“Ah yes,” the producer said, “let’s have Irving Berlin—you know, the guy who had his first hit song in 1911—write a faux-rock-and-roll song about D.C. lobbyists. What could go wrong?” Surprisingly, it’s better than most of the songs in White Christmas.
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Post by President Ackbar mini™ on Nov 10, 2021 12:43:38 GMT -5
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Nov 10, 2021 20:03:11 GMT -5
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Nov 15, 2021 11:58:06 GMT -5
QUICK TIPS FOR BOSSES, CONT’D!
Don’t nitpick writing that you admit is grammatically and stylistically correct after you gave the writer—who, by the way, was hired to edit, not to write—a 10-min. window to finish the piece, just because you don’t think it looks nice.
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Post by President Ackbar mini™ on Nov 15, 2021 12:13:26 GMT -5
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Nov 16, 2021 16:10:25 GMT -5
One nephew goes to California, and the killings stop.
Then he returns from California, and the killings resume. As veterans of this genre, we know with a certainty that this nephew is not the killer.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2021 13:49:10 GMT -5
Here’s looking at you, squid
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Nov 23, 2021 11:02:13 GMT -5
Turkey, turkey, look at you! Please be careful what you do. Thanksgiving Day is almost here, And we eat turkey every year. So go out in the wood… And we’ll eat pizza like we should!
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Nov 23, 2021 17:32:36 GMT -5
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Nov 24, 2021 20:38:47 GMT -5
By the way, what forum did you get this quote from , specifically?
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Nov 24, 2021 23:17:42 GMT -5
By the way, what forum did you get this quote from , specifically? Oh, I’m just mad at John Carter, who’s an egotistical asshole. But all of us here already know that.
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Nov 24, 2021 23:49:49 GMT -5
By the way, what forum did you get this quote from , specifically? Oh, I’m just mad at John Carter, who’s an egotistical asshole. But all of us here already know that. Hey, you're be cranky, too, if you were sent back to Earth on the night of your wedding to your hot Martian bride!
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Nov 29, 2021 15:55:02 GMT -5
QUICK TIPS FOR BOSSES, CONT’D!
Don’t browbeat an editor who gave up an hour on Thanksgiving weekend for choosing a picture you inexplicably dislike. If you do, you come off as a @#$%, which, admittedly, you are and which that editor should have been smart enough to recognize before he took the @#$%!*& job.
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Nov 29, 2021 21:15:15 GMT -5
QUICK TIPS FOR BOSSES, CONT’D! Don’t browbeat an editor who gave up an hour on Thanksgiving weekend for choosing a picture you inexplicably dislike. If you do, you come off as a @#$%, which, admittedly, you are and which that editor should have been smart enough to recognize before he took the @#$%!*& job. Problems at work, Sal?
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