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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Apr 5, 2022 15:08:59 GMT -5
Whoa man, does r/ocpoetry have a lot of bad poems. So bad is their poetry, It just might make me cry, When I can do better on the fly. I tried to read some Reddit poems, once, And found a lot of dull, pretentious schlock. I then decided, God, am I a dunce!I’ll get more insight talking to a sock!In all seriousness, I’m fine with people who don’t know much about verse writing verse. But do their lines have to be as bad as “Love. / What is Love? / Is it a walk along a beach in Summer, / holding hands? / No. It is pain. / Why do I feel so much pain? / I feel a lot of / Pain”? Though those “lines” are better than what’s her name, that Instagram “poet” who inexplicably received praise for about 12 seconds last year.
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Apr 5, 2022 17:39:52 GMT -5
While we’re at it (are we?) on poetry subreddits, I’ve apparently been “shadowbanned” from r/poetry_critics for some reason totally unbeknownst to me, being that all I’ve done there is post poems and comment on others’ poems. I have messaged the mods multiple times to find out why my posts never show up and they never respond to me. The whole thing somewhat perversely amuses me.
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Post by President Ackbar mini™ on Apr 5, 2022 18:05:57 GMT -5
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Apr 5, 2022 19:44:53 GMT -5
So bad is their poetry, It just might make me cry, When I can do better on the fly. I tried to read some Reddit poems, once, And found a lot of dull, pretentious schlock. I then decided, God, am I a dunce!I’ll hear more insight talking to a sock!In all seriousness, I’m fine with people who don’t know much about verse writing verse. But do their lines have to be as bad as “Love. / What is Love? / Is it a walk along a beach in Summer, / holding hands? / No. It is pain. / Why do I feel so much pain? / I feel a lot of / Pain”? Though those “lines” are better than what’s her name, that Instagram “poet” who inexplicably received praise for about 12 seconds last year. Love. What is love? Is it like the dove, crapping on my car, Which I suppose is par, For the course on Reddit, Who know less than they'll admit. Alison Malee, right?
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Apr 6, 2022 20:45:51 GMT -5
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Apr 6, 2022 21:05:36 GMT -5
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Apr 7, 2022 1:20:19 GMT -5
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Apr 7, 2022 22:25:02 GMT -5
I tried to read some Reddit poems, once, And found a lot of dull, pretentious schlock. I then decided, God, am I a dunce!I’ll hear more insight talking to a sock!In all seriousness, I’m fine with people who don’t know much about verse writing verse. But do their lines have to be as bad as “Love. / What is Love? / Is it a walk along a beach in Summer, / holding hands? / No. It is pain. / Why do I feel so much pain? / I feel a lot of / Pain”? Though those “lines” are better than what’s her name, that Instagram “poet” who inexplicably received praise for about 12 seconds last year. Love. What is love? Is it like the dove, crapping on my car, Which I suppose is par, For the course on Reddit, Who know less than they'll admit. Alison Malee, right? Actually this gal, Rupi Kaur. They say there’s no arguing with success, but does her success need to be that atrociously written?
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Apr 7, 2022 23:34:18 GMT -5
Love. What is love? Is it like the dove, crapping on my car, Which I suppose is par, For the course on Reddit, Who know less than they'll admit. Alison Malee, right? Actually this gal, Rupi Kaur. They say there’s no arguing with success, but does her success need to be that atrociously written? I have no idea what I just read when I looking through her poetry, but it sure seemed like it wanted to be saying something. Very deeply. But couldn't.
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Apr 8, 2022 8:30:54 GMT -5
Actually this gal, Rupi Kaur. They say there’s no arguing with success, but does her success need to be that atrociously written? I have no idea what I just read when I looking through her poetry, but it sure seemed like it wanted to be saying something. Very deeply. But couldn't. I’m pretty sure I’ve already told you this story, but my cousin couldn’t believe how bad the poems were in this one local paper, so she wrote and submitted the worst poem she could dream up. It went like this:I 100% seriously think that is better than every Kaur poem I’ve read.
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Apr 8, 2022 19:21:20 GMT -5
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Post by President Ackbar mini™ on Apr 10, 2022 11:49:13 GMT -5
KEEP! MY GRANDMA'S! COOKIES! OUT! YOUR F******! MOUTH!
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Apr 10, 2022 20:08:59 GMT -5
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Apr 10, 2022 21:12:27 GMT -5
I’m pretty sure I’ve already told you this story, but my cousin couldn’t believe how bad the poems were in this one local paper […] As if to put those poems into even starker contrast, I just saw that that poet has been joined by another poet who’s better. Not great, but better. I genuinely liked these lines: “Chronicle the history of your day, / the meteorology of your moods. / Report on the clouds, the sun, the moon, / tropical storms heading for the Bahamas.” Meanwhile, worst poet in the world is writing, “There is a conversation with one’s heart seeing future waterways / flowing in the inner direction of peace and verdant wonder.” Huh?
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Apr 10, 2022 23:23:06 GMT -5
KEEP! MY GRANDMA'S! COOKIES! OUT! YOUR F******! MOUTH!
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Post by President Ackbar mini™ on Apr 12, 2022 10:49:25 GMT -5
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Apr 14, 2022 19:12:56 GMT -5
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Apr 18, 2022 15:13:46 GMT -5
EXPUNGE THE FUNG*!
*Pronounced funge, rhyming with grunge.
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Apr 25, 2022 22:55:39 GMT -5
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Post by President Ackbar mini™ on Apr 28, 2022 13:18:02 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2022 19:58:07 GMT -5
I’m an ass and a half. And sometimes I’m two whole asses.
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Apr 29, 2022 13:10:47 GMT -5
I’m an ass and a half. And sometimes I’m two whole asses. I’m a Sagittarius, so whenever people ask my Zodiac sign I say I’m half man and half ass.
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on May 1, 2022 1:33:46 GMT -5
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Post by President Ackbar mini™ on May 2, 2022 19:42:23 GMT -5
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on May 3, 2022 0:52:15 GMT -5
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on May 4, 2022 14:13:36 GMT -5
This had me laughing out loud: I don't care about your old fart music videos. You're not going to call Joss Whedon an amateur at filmmaking when forwarding other singers music songs from YouTube to replies on here is your own closest experience to distributing viewable content.
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on May 4, 2022 16:35:57 GMT -5
This had me laughing out loud: I don't care about your old fart music videos. You're not going to call Joss Whedon an amateur at filmmaking when forwarding other singers music songs from YouTube to replies on here is your own closest experience to distributing viewable content. I saw that^, Salzmank, and every day tests my self/control as I just feel like saying what I really think to that utter waste of existence that seems to enjoy picking a fight with basically everyone on that forum, he has at least two other accounts/aliases, and yet despite him doing far worse than other posters who've gotten banned...he's allowed to remain. He's easily the WORST poster I have seen on that forum (and that's saying something). He's also one of the reasons I don't post my thoughts in threads on there that I would've liked to...because I know sooner or later he'd reply to me like he did to you, and that's when I'd probably say something that would get *me* banned. He's complete trash. Ahh, that^ felt good to get off my chest.
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on May 4, 2022 16:48:44 GMT -5
This had me laughing out loud: I saw that^, Salzmank, and every day tests my self/control as I just feel like saying what I really think to that utter waste of existence that seems to enjoy picking a fight with basically everyone on that forum, he has at least two other accounts/aliases, and yet despite him doing far worse than other posters who've gotten banned...he's allowed to remain. He's easily the WORST poster I have seen on that forum (and that's saying something). He's also one of the reasons I don't post my thoughts in threads on there that I would've liked to...because I know sooner or later he'd reply to me like he did to you, and that's when I'd probably say something that would get *me* banned. He's complete trash. Ahh, that^ felt good to get off my chest. Glad that you could get it off your chest, mon ami. I’ve never had a truly terrible interaction with Lux (I have had a terrible interaction with PreachCaleb, who backs him up in that thread and apparently doesn’t know he’s a troll); he’s just done some goofy trolling stuff in response to my and others’ posts, which is why I always reply to his quoting me with, what’d he call them, “old fart music videos.” And I’m gonna keep doing it too!
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on May 4, 2022 16:50:23 GMT -5
By the way, Chalice_Of_Evil, what are his two other accounts? He’s not the guy behind mstreepsucks, is he?
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on May 4, 2022 17:28:31 GMT -5
I saw that^, Salzmank, and every day tests my self/control as I just feel like saying what I really think to that utter waste of existence that seems to enjoy picking a fight with basically everyone on that forum, he has at least two other accounts/aliases, and yet despite him doing far worse than other posters who've gotten banned...he's allowed to remain. He's easily the WORST poster I have seen on that forum (and that's saying something). He's also one of the reasons I don't post my thoughts in threads on there that I would've liked to...because I know sooner or later he'd reply to me like he did to you, and that's when I'd probably say something that would get *me* banned. He's complete trash. Ahh, that^ felt good to get off my chest. Glad that you could get it off your chest, mon ami. I’ve never had a truly terrible interaction with Lux (I have had a terrible interaction with PreachCaleb, who backs him up in that thread and apparently doesn’t know he’s a troll); he’s just done some goofy trolling stuff in response to my and others’ posts, which is why I always reply to his quoting me with, what’d he call them, “old fart music videos.” And I’m gonna keep doing it too! Yeah, it seems that when I mention how terrible he is, some people don't know what I mean because they have been lucky enough to avoid the full extent of his bad attitude. However, because I don't really post any thoughts on that particular board that^ thread was on, I just 'lurk', I *do* see how he responds to other people and continue to be baffled as to why he gets to remain whilst others who have done far less bad stuff than him get banned. I'd say his has a friend high up who protects him/lets him stay. While I admire you for being able to not resort to his level of immaturity, I always feel pissed off on others' behalf when I read his horrible comments he makes to them and I feel like responding...but I know that would just lead to an endless cycle of trading insults, and so I refrain. It does take a lot of self-control, though. He's one of the biggest hypocrites I've ever seen. The forum would be improved considerably if he (and his other identities) were removed permanently. By the way, Chalice_Of_Evil , what are his two other accounts? He’s not the guy behind mstreepsucks, is he? The two I know of are 'Downey' and 'Ransom', but people on other forums have said he's had more in the past. Anyway, those are the still active ones he uses that I know about.
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