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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Feb 23, 2022 2:23:59 GMT -5
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Feb 24, 2022 22:17:14 GMT -5
Old friends are assembled at Breule Manor, home of the Baron de Malèves; one of them announces he will commit a murder. He shuffles the cards, shouts ‘And the Emperor of China be damned!’ – and upstairs a man is shot. The cards are thrown down again and again, the Emperor of China cursed, and three more fall victim as terror mounts. Is the house a death-trap (with electricity or psychedelic maze)? Do giant centipedes scuttle behind the wainscoting?
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Feb 25, 2022 1:46:49 GMT -5
As he walked along the beach, Liam lamented that he'd never beheld the wonder that was a selkie...but, as luck would have it, right before his eyes a seal emerged from the ocean and took on human form before introducing herself as Maeve. Liam was overcome with a sense of wonder as he took in the fine naked female form standing before him. Unsure of how to act around such a beautiful creature, he proceeded to toss the beach ball he’d been carrying at Maeve’s nose, thinking that like all good seals, she’d be able to balance it on there. Unfortunately, this just caused her to shriek in pain as blood gushed from her nostrils and Liam remarked disappointedly, “Well, you’ll never make it at Sea World.”
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Mar 2, 2022 15:44:10 GMT -5
The last sentence you saw brings both pleasure and pain.
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Post by Tallahassee Ted on Mar 2, 2022 18:41:31 GMT -5
Better keep that trash burnin. Mama don’t pay that power bill no more.
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Mar 3, 2022 17:52:54 GMT -5
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Mar 7, 2022 13:54:31 GMT -5
Answer: When they kept pushing me to move and I couldn’t figure out how my coworkers, who do all take fancy trips, could afford the real-estate prices on this salary because I damn well couldn’t. And still can’t. This message is brought to you by Sklazmark’s increasingly frequent “I hate my job but still haven’t quit so am complaining about it on this board” outbursts.
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Mar 7, 2022 19:07:52 GMT -5
Answer: When they kept pushing me to move and I couldn’t figure out how my coworkers, who do all take fancy trips, could afford the real-estate prices on this salary because I damn well couldn’t. And still can’t. This message is brought to you by Sklazmark’s increasingly frequent “I hate my job but still haven’t quit so am complaining about it on this board” outbursts. Pfft! Who needs Zoom when you can just watch their life from their closet?!
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Mar 7, 2022 23:08:44 GMT -5
Answer: When they kept pushing me to move and I couldn’t figure out how my coworkers, who do all take fancy trips, could afford the real-estate prices on this salary because I damn well couldn’t. And still can’t. This message is brought to you by Sklazmark’s increasingly frequent “I hate my job but still haven’t quit so am complaining about it on this board” outbursts. Pfft! Who needs Zoom when you can just watch their life from their closet?! You just solved my moving problem: I’ll just live in a coworker’s closet! I’m sure they’ll have no problem whatsoever with that!
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Mar 10, 2022 16:54:27 GMT -5
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Mar 15, 2022 7:05:49 GMT -5
Beware the Ides of March!
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Mar 17, 2022 17:54:38 GMT -5
Stan, Fran and Dan share a can of Spam in their van whilst on the lam. Beware the Ides of March!
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Mar 20, 2022 0:05:10 GMT -5
Did Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) predict Frozen (2013)?
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Post by Darth Ackbar mini™ on Mar 20, 2022 11:44:36 GMT -5
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Mar 20, 2022 16:46:42 GMT -5
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Mar 21, 2022 20:14:03 GMT -5
Okay, okay, I gotta skip town, start a new life, live under an assumed name, grow a beard, shave it off, and live happily ever after.
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Post by Darth Ackbar mini™ on Mar 22, 2022 14:24:05 GMT -5
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Mar 24, 2022 10:12:28 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2022 13:34:56 GMT -5
Colin Firth IS the Pangolin.
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Post by Darth Ackbar mini™ on Mar 25, 2022 13:47:57 GMT -5
Colin Firth IS the Pangolin. I KNEW IT!
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Mar 25, 2022 14:08:36 GMT -5
El Presidente™
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Mar 25, 2022 20:37:04 GMT -5
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Mar 28, 2022 21:11:40 GMT -5
You know, that “Hangin’ Out” song in Birdemic is actually kinda catchy.
EDIT: Birdemic: Shock and Terror.
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Mar 29, 2022 16:04:21 GMT -5
Well, today stunk, work-wise. Speaking of “-wise,” C.C. Baxter’s bosses really weren’t all that bad, were they? Not that they were depicted as bad bosses. As for bad bosses, Captain Bligh, now he was… Well, he wasn’t really that bad, was he? Still, a fellow can understand mutiny if pushed hard enough. Can’t he? He can. And, oh look, what a beautiful spring day exists outside. Oh look, another email. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha.
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Mar 29, 2022 20:26:55 GMT -5
Don't you just love it when your boss makes you train the new guy on the one day of the week you don't have the spare time to do so?
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Mar 30, 2022 17:24:45 GMT -5
The only song ripped off by both Alan Moore and Animaniacs (is Alan Moore an Animaniacs fan? Does he want to eat beans with George Wendt and get them in that ridiculous beard of his? These are questions that need answering, more at 11):
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Mar 30, 2022 17:25:13 GMT -5
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Mar 30, 2022 17:43:27 GMT -5
The only song ripped off by both Alan Moore and Animaniacs (is Alan Moore an Animaniacs fan? Does he want to eat beans with George Wendt and get them in that ridiculous beard of his? These are questions that need answering, more at 11): Ah, yes, one of the few shining moments which proved the Killing Joke movie didn't need to suck.
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Apr 4, 2022 14:55:41 GMT -5
Whoa man, does r/ocpoetry have a lot of bad poems.
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Apr 5, 2022 13:39:07 GMT -5
Whoa man, does r/ocpoetry have a lot of bad poems. So bad is their poetry, It just might make me cry, When I can do better on the fly.
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