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Post by God on Nov 24, 2021 13:31:26 GMT -5
SKLAZMARK!
THIS IS GOD, ALSO KNOWN AS IMDb v2.1 ADMIN “JOHN CARTER,” IF THAT IS MY REAL NAME. YOU HAVE BEEN BAD, SKLAZMARK! BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOUR MANY SINS. YOUR MAIN SIN IS NOT HAVING UNCRITICAL, UNQUESTIONING FAITH IN ME AND ALL OF MY DICTATES, WHICH I DEMAND OF ALL v2.1 MEMBERS!
YOU SHOULD HAVE MORE TRUST IN THE ADMIN YOUR GOD, SKLAZMARK.
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Nov 25, 2021 19:32:32 GMT -5
We have ways of dealing with gods around here. Sicc 'em, Kratos!
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Nov 27, 2021 11:14:33 GMT -5
Yes, well…
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2021 13:10:26 GMT -5
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Post by TheHarmonyDawg23 on Nov 28, 2021 12:50:34 GMT -5
I am not a member of this forum but, putting aside that I'm a Christian and finds this thread offensive, the person who made this thread should know they are NOT FUNNY. This is seriously not something to joke around about. You DON'T EVER get to pretend to be God. EVER.
I'm pretty sure one of the members of that rock band the Beatles once declared they were bigger than Jesus and guess what? before you know it they broke up. The lesson is: Don't EVER say you're God or better than God, because he will some right back and bite you in the ass.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2021 14:08:22 GMT -5
I am not a member of this forum but, putting aside that I'm a Christian and finds this thread offensive, the person who made this thread should know they are NOT FUNNY. This is seriously not something to joke around about. You DON'T EVER get to pretend to be God. EVER. I'm pretty sure one of the members of that rock band the Beatles once declared they were bigger than Jesus and guess what? before you know it they broke up. The lesson is: Don't EVER say you're God or better than God, because he will some right back and bite you in the ass. Yo dude… I mean, dawg. Put on some tunes and let’s rock out! Christian radio, of course. 🎶Jesus is just alright with me!🎶
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on Nov 28, 2021 14:50:27 GMT -5
I am not a member of this forum but, putting aside that I'm a Christian and finds this thread offensive, the person who made this thread should know they are NOT FUNNY. This is seriously not something to joke around about. You DON'T EVER get to pretend to be God. EVER. I'm pretty sure one of the members of that rock band the Beatles once declared they were bigger than Jesus and guess what? before you know it they broke up. The lesson is: Don't EVER say you're God or better than God, because he will some right back and bite you in the ass. Oh, shut up. I'm a Christian, too, and I recognize a joke as a joke when I see one. Your constant preaching and getting in people's faces about our religion is why so many people don't like us. I hang around, I be a friend, I pray for people, and let God sort out reaching their hearts. You're never going to convert anyone or make them see the light by being so aggressive and unfriendly about it. Also, don't preach about being a Christian when you end your post with a swear word.
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Nov 29, 2021 9:50:06 GMT -5
I am not a member of this forum but, putting aside that I'm a Christian and finds this thread offensive, the person who made this thread should know they are NOT FUNNY. This is seriously not something to joke around about. You DON'T EVER get to pretend to be God. EVER. I'm pretty sure one of the members of that rock band the Beatles once declared they were bigger than Jesus and guess what? before you know it they broke up. The lesson is: Don't EVER say you're God or better than God, because he will some right back and bite you in the ass. Yes, well…
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Nov 29, 2021 10:03:01 GMT -5
I am not a member of this forum but, putting aside that I'm a Christian and finds this thread offensive, the person who made this thread should know they are NOT FUNNY. This is seriously not something to joke around about. You DON'T EVER get to pretend to be God. EVER. I'm pretty sure one of the members of that rock band the Beatles once declared they were bigger than Jesus and guess what? before you know it they broke up. The lesson is: Don't EVER say you're God or better than God, because he will some right back and bite you in the ass. Yo dude… I mean, dawg. Put on some tunes and let’s rock out! Christian radio, of course. 🎶Jesus is just alright with me!🎶 I am blaming the following on you. Ahem:
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