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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Dec 22, 2021 10:26:37 GMT -5
This is true.
I was at a Christmas party the other day, and this woman who’s known me for years (not well, but still) says to me, “I just saw you the other day in” a town far away. Let’s call it Farville.
I say “Well…,” and she says she was going to say hi but I was walking with a cute girl on my arm and she didn’t want to bother us. I say, “Well…,” and she turns to her husband and says didn’t I tell you I saw him, and hubby says what sounds like “Blublublu.”
I say, quickly, “Sorry, that wasn’t me—I wasn’t in Farville the other day, and—unfortunately!—I don’t have a girlfriend.”
She’s amazed, she said if it wasn’t me it was my doppelgänger. She keeps asking me throughout the party if I’m sure “I” wasn’t me.
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo…
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Dec 23, 2021 11:33:20 GMT -5
I chatted with this girl, same age I am, at physical therapy today. She was nice, but our conversation cracked me up. She started with “Have you seen the new Spider-Man?” “No, not yet,” I said; “I’m planning to see it after Christmas.” “Wow!” she said. “You really haven’t seen it yet? It’s really, really good.” “Yeah,” I said, “I heard it’s getting great reviews. Probably after Christmas. I’m interested in seeing that and West Side Story.” “What?” “ West Side Story. It’s a famous musical, ’50s New York, rival street gangs the Sharks and the Jets, Romeo and Juliet. They just made a new movie of it.” “Oh, no, I don’t know that.” “Oh. Yeah, it’s getting good reviews too. But I guess it’s not as popular as Marvel.” “Oh, it’s not Marvel?” “No, no, no, it’s this musical!” “Oh, you had me wondering for a minute!”
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2021 15:41:29 GMT -5
I chatted with this girl, same age I am, at physical therapy today. She was nice, but our conversation cracked me up. She started with “Have you seen the new Spider-Man?” “No, not yet,” I said; “I’m planning to see it after Christmas.” “Wow!” she said. “You really haven’t seen it yet? It’s really, really good.” “Yeah,” I said, “I heard it’s getting great reviews. Probably after Christmas. I’m interested in seeing that and West Side Story.” “What?” “ West Side Story. It’s a famous musical, ’50s New York, rival street gangs the Sharks and the Jets, Romeo and Juliet. They just made a new movie of it.” “Oh, no, I don’t know that.” “Oh. Yeah, it’s getting good reviews too. But I guess it’s not as popular as Marvel.” “Oh, it’s not Marvel?” “No, no, no, it’s this musical!” “Oh, you had me wondering for a minute!” She must’ve thought you were talking about the MCU Musical we wrote on v2!
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Post by Salzackbar mini™ on Dec 25, 2021 12:16:01 GMT -5
I chatted with this girl, same age I am, at physical therapy today. She was nice, but our conversation cracked me up. She started with “Have you seen the new Spider-Man?” “No, not yet,” I said; “I’m planning to see it after Christmas.” “Wow!” she said. “You really haven’t seen it yet? It’s really, really good.” “Yeah,” I said, “I heard it’s getting great reviews. Probably after Christmas. I’m interested in seeing that and West Side Story.” “What?” “ West Side Story. It’s a famous musical, ’50s New York, rival street gangs the Sharks and the Jets, Romeo and Juliet. They just made a new movie of it.” “Oh, no, I don’t know that.” “Oh. Yeah, it’s getting good reviews too. But I guess it’s not as popular as Marvel.” “Oh, it’s not Marvel?” “No, no, no, it’s this musical!” “Oh, you had me wondering for a minute!” She must’ve thought you were talking about the MCU Musical we wrote on v2! Greatest song ever written: Excellent! Hey, could I write the lyrics? Let's do it! Act One: Scene Three: Thor enters Asgard... Thor: I am Thor! I am Thor! Son of Odin, Grandson of Bor! Come companions! Off to War! Odin: Not so fast! Do no such thing! Close that bifrost, you're not yet KING! I am Odin, stern and surly. Drop that hammer! You're not WORTHYYYYYYYYYYY! Loki (dancing): I am Loki, God of Mischief! I Am Loki! Kneel! Kneel! Kneel! I am Loki, brother, misfit! The throne of Asgard I will steal! Thor is acting on a whim! Soon I will soon be rid of him! He is such a muelling quuuuuiiiiiiiim!
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