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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2023 22:29:04 GMT -5
What’s the deal with German Shepherds? This name is offensive! They’ve been here for generations. They’ve had other jobs. Excuse me, he’s not a German shepherd. He’s an American Heroine Sniffer, you dog racist!
What’s the deal with the fish tank in the waiting room? Is it so I can see how another species copes with waiting in a tiny confined space? The fish can do it! So can you! The goldfish are looking at me like Hey at least you humans get magazines! I say Hey you guys get the plastic castle and the bubble blowing treasure chest! What insurance plan are you on?
Alright that’s it for me! Goodnight everybody!
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Post by President Ackbar mini™ on Apr 2, 2023 13:25:34 GMT -5
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Post by jayman on Apr 4, 2023 20:06:51 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2023 12:46:24 GMT -5
Oh geez! This is really raunchy material!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2023 23:20:43 GMT -5
We got smartphones, AI, GPS. Directions, maps, answers to everything. Why am I still alone when I plug the toilet? It’s the 21rst century. Can’t Suri learn to use a plunger? I know the fastest route to the airport. Please, just tell me the fastest possible route to wherever I left my pants!
Why can I never find the expiration date on the bottle? It’s like a Where’s Waldo! Half the time it’s smeared off. Is it that a 2 or a 7? Either we just got food poisoning or this cocktail sauce lasts 5,000 years. This is how the Bond villains should’ve killed 007. Just put out the ten year old Blue Cheese vinaigrette. He’ll never notice it!
Alright! Once again you’ve been great! Goodnight everybody!
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2023 16:05:32 GMT -5
I don’t like edgy comedy. You have greatly offended me!
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Post by President Ackbar mini™ on May 2, 2023 16:32:23 GMT -5
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Post by President Ackbar mini™ on May 2, 2023 16:33:48 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2023 0:05:49 GMT -5
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Post by Weirdraptor mini™ on May 12, 2023 20:37:31 GMT -5
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Post by Ackbar McGee on Aug 4, 2023 22:10:02 GMT -5
Hey, this guy was pretty good!
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